I was so upset that i cried all the way to the chip shop,
When i came out there was gordon standing at the bus stop
And guess who was with him, yeah Julie and they were both laughing at me

Oh she is cruel and harmless to pack me for gordon
Just coz he's better looking than me,
Just coz he's cool and trendy,
But i know he's a moron
Gordon is a moron x3

Oh shes a slag and he's a creep,
She is a tart, he's very cheap,
She is a slut, he thinks he's tough,
She is a bitch he is a puf.

Yeah yeah its not fair, yeah yeah its not fair

I'm so upset

Im so upset, im so upset
yeah yeah its not fair, yeah yeah its not fair.

I ought to smash his face in
Yeah but hes bigger than me innit
I know I'll get my M* Barry to hit him
Yeah but Barry's a M* of his aint he
Oh well, I dont care

i dont care, i dont care
Coz shes a slag and he's a creep,
She is a tart, he's very cheap,
She is a slut, he thinks he's tough,
She is a bitch he is a puf.